- Hose your bum hole after pooing.
- Massage arse cheeks when giving a full body massage.
- Eat rice with your fingers.
- Slow down. Life will wait for you.
Some things Aussie's could teach Balinese:
- Smoking in restaurants, especially when others are eating, is fucking disgusting.
- If we say "no, thanks" we mean no fucking thanks.
- Cooking with a lot less oil is much healthier.
I'm just saying.
